Safety First , 2024
As a stripling, Prince William occupied his summers cavorting in the river, on the advice of his watchful and highly educated Uncle Fong. Not only did the swims increase his burgeoning strength, but the advice was given to avoid the wrath of his mother. And the flames of the forest fires he would accidentally set playing with his father’s lightly borrowed tinder and flint. Like in the timeless game of fire-water-earth, water always beats fire.